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Munchwatch

The Munch and I are doin' just fine. Although Jimmy has NO food in the place, except for those gross cookies in the box with the pictures of the dog on 'em. Quite nasty.
Shit. There's a LOTTA pizza boxes around here. Where's all the pizza? LOOK at all these beer cans. Damn.

Also, I know I'm still a little woozy because my shorts disappeared when I was in the shower. I was lookin' for 'em, and Munch was still facedown on the floor, but he was laughing about "Underpants Gnomes." Maybe they have a cat, an' the cat took 'em. Cats can look like gnomes, right? I mean, gnomes are magic, so they can look like ANYTHING. I must still be kinda trashed - that almost made sense.

Who left the Disney DVD in? Weird. Looks like lick marks on the TV...

Man, I think cleaning this up would do him a world of good...therapy, that's right. Wow. This's gonna be some serious therapy.

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abbiesvu
Feb. 2nd, 2006 07:46 pm (UTC)
You make an ugly woman, Logan..
det_mike_logan
Feb. 2nd, 2006 07:58 pm (UTC)
No, I make a pretty good girl..as girls go...
abbiesvu
Feb. 2nd, 2006 08:27 pm (UTC)
If you say so..
det_alex_eames
Feb. 3rd, 2006 01:48 am (UTC)
::shudders:: No, see....just no.
det_mike_logan
Feb. 3rd, 2006 04:13 am (UTC)
Awww, now you've made me sad.
det_mike_logan
Feb. 3rd, 2006 04:16 am (UTC)
You don't want the whole picture?
Maybe that's the problem...you should see what that dress does for my figure.
det_alex_eames
Feb. 3rd, 2006 05:26 am (UTC)
I've already told you. You do not make a good woman. But that's ok.
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