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Where Am I?

Oh god, so tired. So very tired...when did she get so noisy and so perky? I had this weird-ass dream where they carried me through the streets of Rome, or something, and I think I was dead, because they plastic-wrapped me to a bier...only the damn thing had a price tag on it that kept hitting me in the face, and if I was dead, howcome I noticed it was cold and raining? Nobody was yelling "Hail Pompey," either - just things like "hey, that dude is wasted!"
However, when I woke up I was here, on the couch, which for some reason feels different, but I'm too damn tired to care. It's cold - why doesn't she bring me a blanket or something, instead of singing "Get up! Get up - before I kick your butt" - in this weird hamster voice? I blame Harper. Or Goren. I'm gonna kill one of them when I'm awake.
Gahhh - she's got a whole list of things to do, and she keeps running in and thinking of more. Can't she see I'm playing dead? Hell, I don't think I'm playing. Let me sleep!
And let me get this fucking price tag out of my face...what? What the hell? This cost how much? I'm awake now! MILLIE!
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(20 minutes later)
Now I'm tired and my ears hurt. I'm going to lie here on this wonderful, beautiful couch, which was very reasonably priced, and was, after all the one I picked out, and was a real bargain for what it was, and that we totally needed becuase god knows I don't want the baby coming home to a ratty smelly couch that had-god-knows-what happen on it, and I'm a bad person, and we *needed* a new couch, and I was no help at all, and goes with our living room perfectly, and, and ok, the perfect couch that we NEEDED and Millie picked out and I should THANK her...I'm gonna go to sleep now. Then paint. Yes, dear, of course. In a second...five more minutes....

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nypd_millie_viz
Apr. 22nd, 2006 03:27 pm (UTC)
Andele! Come ON! A perfectly good Saturday is still ahead of us. There is painting to be done, things around the house to be fixed and LAUNDRY--LOTS of laundry.

*POKE*

Up.

Now.

Don't you love domestic life?
det_jaclyn_barr
Apr. 23rd, 2006 09:14 am (UTC)
Yeah, Mike...it's not all babymaking. *grins* You've got your honey-do list, now do it! *passes Millie an air horn* Use that next time.
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