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A Very Lame Occurrence

So, I was surfing the web, waiting for my nephew to get dropped off, and I made the mistake of calling Goren's attention to something.
"Look at those things," I said. "They look like double-ended padded bats or something."
He said something for about five minutes. Sometimes, when Goren talks, I mentally edit what he says to make things easier.
"So you fight with 'em, hunh? For fun. I will *never* figure some people out. Twenty-five bucks? What a rip."
He looked thougtful. "You know, it wouldn't be too hard to make some with some pvc pipes, duct tape and some t-shirts."
"Nice, MacGuyver," I said. "Let me know how the experience turns out."
"We could smack each other with them."
"Now you have my attention. I'll get the duct tape."
About twenty minutes later, we were ready to go. We moved some desks and got ready for gladatorial combat.
How'd it go?
Round one: Me. I hit him in the nuts.
Round two: Me. I danced around him while he rolled on the ground holding his nuts.
Round three: Him. He swung up and caught me right in the sack. Not. Cool.

So after the moaning subsided, we agreed that this was the stupidest fucking idea ever. Eames pointed out that nobody cares, but Bobby whined so much that she bought him some Combos from the vending machine.

However, now Goren wants to make lightsabers out of the florescent tubes and try again. I was specfically told not to write a blow-blow account, though, because other than us, nobody's interested.

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nypd_millie_viz
May. 5th, 2006 10:41 pm (UTC)
Ooooh...sooo interesting...

You know how married couples are supposed to fake interest in random boring shit the other one does? THis is me doing that now...

Glad I took off early from work today...

La-la-la-la...
det_mike_logan
May. 5th, 2006 10:44 pm (UTC)
What? You mean you aren't THRILLED to hear about something lame we did to amuse ourselves?
What's wrong with you? It was FASCINATING. You should want to cheer us on, or place bets.


nypd_millie_viz
May. 5th, 2006 10:51 pm (UTC)
Please...tell me that's sarcasm. Please. Also your toga attire scares me.
det_mike_logan
May. 5th, 2006 10:53 pm (UTC)
Saracasm? ME? Never.
And hey, I take my party clothes seriously. I should get you a stola. I bet you could work that.
det_fin_svu
May. 5th, 2006 10:42 pm (UTC)
*shakes head* White people *walks away*
det_gorenmcs
May. 5th, 2006 10:52 pm (UTC)
I also said that we should hook up a game console in the video room but you said that was even more lame.
nypd_millie_viz
May. 5th, 2006 10:53 pm (UTC)
I hear they do that stuff at MCS...I could have sworn I walked by one day last year to see Munch and Fin going at it on some blow-em-up game...they swore it was for "a case"...
nypd_millie_viz
May. 5th, 2006 10:53 pm (UTC)
and by "MCS" I mean SVU...see Millie. See Millie too lazy to delete and fix comment.
det_gorenmcs
May. 5th, 2006 10:55 pm (UTC)
Of course it was for a case. This was too, didn't Mike tell you that?
det_mike_logan
May. 5th, 2006 10:54 pm (UTC)
Look, didn't I have this Star Wars vs. GoldenEye argument with you? You go ahead and unlock naked mode, and I'll play whatever.
det_gorenmcs
May. 5th, 2006 10:55 pm (UTC)
Tomb Raider?
abbiesvu
May. 5th, 2006 11:07 pm (UTC)
Look what I miss when I'm in court. *laughs* You guys crack me up.
adarobcrawford
May. 5th, 2006 11:16 pm (UTC)
Wait, does this mean there's less chance in the world for little Gorens and not quite so many Logans?
abbiesvu
May. 5th, 2006 11:20 pm (UTC)
If that were the case, I've personally sterilized about ten guys and there wouldn't be near as many kids.
nypd_millie_viz
May. 6th, 2006 01:05 am (UTC)
Heyyyyyy...*growl*...I *like* Little Logans...running all over, terrorizing the NYPD...muahahahaha...*goes back to breeding*
adarobcrawford
May. 8th, 2006 12:45 pm (UTC)
They'll be terrorizing the office of the District Attorney as well, I'm sure.
nypd_millie_viz
May. 8th, 2006 12:58 pm (UTC)
Note to Future Crawford Kin: If Future Logan Kin (and this includes Female Logan Kin) challenges you to a drinking contest....Just Say No...

wait, it was Crawford who initiated that contest, never mind...drink 'em to the floor!

doodly-doo...as you were...
adarobcrawford
May. 8th, 2006 06:51 pm (UTC)
With those Irish and/or Hispanic genes, I daresay they'd be an unstoppable drinking force.

Raise them in the South and they'd be SuperDrinker.

But yes, if on the off chance any Crawford kin come up against a Logan, I'll make sure to warn them to neither challenge nor take up the challenge if it's extended.
abbiesvu
May. 9th, 2006 06:27 am (UTC)
I may need a friendly drinking contest sometime soon. *grumbling*
loony4moony
May. 6th, 2006 10:43 pm (UTC)
Lol, Mikey how do you get yourself in these situations?

Do you have a tape of the match? I'd loooove to see it ;)

Sara
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