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Email To Carolyn Barek


To: Caro
From: Mike
Caro -
Hey, since you're multilingual and doing the best man thing, I figure you can serve as my offical guyspeak-to-womanspeak translator on this whole deal. Like I said, I'll do the tuxedo if I must, but bleah. I hate bowties. Also, I would have to buy it, since I hate renting pants. Think about it - how nasty is that?
Call during the chatting process if you must - I'll tell you what I think, and you can translate for me. That way, if she needs input, you can say it in a way that doesn't put my precious-of-preciouses in jeopardy again.
Oh, and Munch would probably like to see you while he's at St. Vince's. He said something rude to me in some weird-ass language, and I think he likes it more when someone's there who can appreciate his "wit."
Mike

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cbarek
May. 16th, 2006 08:31 pm (UTC)
To: Det. Logan
From: Det. Barek

Logan,
I guess you'll be glad to know that I've already gone to see Det. Munch. And yes, we did speak in Russian and his wit did show itself and was appreciated.

I've never considered myself fluent in either "guyspeak" or "womanspeak," but I can try. I don't guarantee anything.
~Carolyn
det_mike_logan
May. 16th, 2006 10:23 pm (UTC)
Dear Caro -
Oh, come on. You do speak womentalk and guyspeak - I've seen you do it. Sometimes, you do the "I'm fine" in guyspeak and mean you're fine, and sometimes you say it in woman-ese where it means "something's bothering me and you should KNOW what it is and if you don't, you don't care about me at all and I hate you." See?
Also, find out if I'm supposed to get her a present, and also whether that was a real "I don't care if we go anywhere" or one of those "you BETTER surprise me and I BETTER like it" traps. I suspect the latter. Same with the "I don't care what you wear" deal.
Mike
cbarek
May. 17th, 2006 12:21 am (UTC)
To: Det. Logan
From: Det. Barek

Logan,
I won't dispute with you on this. Believe it if you want to. As for Millie, I would go with your suspicions.
~Carolyn
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