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Social Stress

I think the key to enjoying yourself is to expect a complete and total disaster. Then, when nobody ends up in the hospital, or you're still friends at the end of the night, it's all okay. Since I dislike hanging out in small groups, preferring to cause trouble one-on-one or in large groups, it wasn't so bad.
Everyone else seemed tense. It was either my breath or the ambiance. Frankly, I blame the swanky joint, because very few people actually have *fun* there. You're under too much pressure - I mean, how can you live up to a $20 pretzel, for Pete's sake?

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detjohnmunch
Jun. 12th, 2006 08:16 pm (UTC)
A *twenty* dollar pretzel??!!

What, I ask you, is this world coming to??!!

Do you know how many third world kids I could feed for twenty dollars? Hell, do you know how long I could feed *myself* for that money?

It's things like this that make me hate fancy restaurants. And the food industry as a whole. And, while I'm at it, society in general...

*continues rant to whoever happens to be around SVU*
det_mike_logan
Jun. 12th, 2006 08:18 pm (UTC)
I KNOW!
Let's you and me and your expense account go back there....
detjohnmunch
Jun. 12th, 2006 08:19 pm (UTC)
NO!

I'm not stooping to their level.

det_jaclyn_barr
Jun. 12th, 2006 08:21 pm (UTC)
Yeah, Cap. It's true. They've even got people in the bathroom to 'help'. *laughs*
detjohnmunch
Jun. 12th, 2006 08:24 pm (UTC)
Why in god's name do you need someone to help you URINATE????

*shudder*

Government agents.

I'm serious.

I can pee by myself, thank you very much.

And if you CAN'T, and it's NOT medically related, you have serious issues...

*shudder*
det_jaclyn_barr
Jun. 12th, 2006 08:28 pm (UTC)
*inbetween laughter* They don't...actually.....help you....pee.

*finally gets herself under control* Why would government agents want to help people pee??
detjohnmunch
Jun. 12th, 2006 08:30 pm (UTC)
Duh.

Take the samples and do tests.

Ungodly tests.

Clearly you've never been to the John Munch School of Conspiracy Theories...
det_jaclyn_barr
Jun. 12th, 2006 08:31 pm (UTC)
But wouldn't that be kind of obvious? Here, let me help you pee in this cup. Tests? No, no tests...It's more sanitary this way, yes, that's it, more sanitary.
det_mike_logan
Jun. 12th, 2006 09:46 pm (UTC)
...or you could be really, really drunk. You know, that *happens*. You're wasted, you got your hands full, you meet a good looking (you hope) chick (you *really* hope) who's about as wasted as you...you think, hey, I have a good opening line right there....
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