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Memo to: Everyone
FROM: Mike Logan
SUBJ: Taskforce

Now that I can, I'm calling for a thinktank. It occurs to me that some of our detectives pull their weight...well, kind of literally, not naming any *Goren* names.

As of today, you're on call to figure out whether a high I.Q. makes you more delectable to zombies or whether your brain is all stringy. The flip side of this study is if you're on the Bobby, I mean, blobby side, whether cannibals find you disgusting or extra-delectable, like kobe beef or something.

The hard part is, they tell me I can't actually authorize you to feed anyone to anything, but I guess that's your problem.

That's it - get to work, and be careful out there, or don't. I'm not your mom.

Logan

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lao_npc
Oct. 11th, 2007 12:32 am (UTC)
I. Don't. Think so. Not while I live and breathe. I swear to God, I hear of any more of this, I'm sending SWAT down to MCS for your ass.
det_mike_logan
Oct. 11th, 2007 12:35 am (UTC)
Of course you are. Both you and the SWAT unit have always admired my ass. It still looks GREAT.
lao_npc
Oct. 11th, 2007 12:39 am (UTC)
I don't -want- your ass. I want to KICK your ass. You know, as your daughter's godfather, I feel it wise to spoil her. Hmm. I bet she likes sugar.
det_mike_logan
Oct. 11th, 2007 12:42 am (UTC)
You hyper up that baby, you babysit. Plus, you deal with her mother. You don't scare me.
lao_npc
Oct. 11th, 2007 12:47 am (UTC)
Isa loves me and so does Millie. I do not fear them. And since when are you the boss of me, Mike? You know...I think I sense foot patrol in your near future. I think there's a parade somewhere with your name on it.
det_mike_logan
Oct. 11th, 2007 12:50 am (UTC)
I think there's a picture of you after the 1995 St. Pat's parade if you do.
Blame yourself - you were the one who used to shake a comb at me and tell me you used to need one before you met me.
det_bobbyg
Oct. 11th, 2007 02:27 am (UTC)
I guess that puts you at the front of the line then for main course. So good of you to take one for the team and another donut.
det_mike_logan
Oct. 11th, 2007 04:26 am (UTC)
You left a donut uneaten, Chunky-Style? Holy shit, are you feeling okay?
detalex_eames
Oct. 11th, 2007 01:10 pm (UTC)
I think it's entirely possible that you've lost your mind. Why don't you concentrate on finding it instead of doing... this.
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