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Memo Time

Memo to: Everyone
FROM: Mike Logan, MCS CO (stands for Cool One in this case)
SUBJ: Alert Status

Attention all:

I've recieved information that there's some new drug terminology out there that you need to be aware of. If you hear anyone referring to "tasting the rainbow," it's in conjunction with "skittles." I haven't got all the details, but the effects seem to include aggression, sarcasm, and a willingess to attack people larger than oneself.

We've had some unreliable accounts that someone resembling a leprechaun in size might be pushing these or hoarding them, depending on who you hear it from.

Sick stuff, people.

Logan, out.

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detalex_eames
Oct. 11th, 2007 11:09 pm (UTC)
*cackles* Ahem. I'll have you know I am -NOT- as short as the average leprechaun. So, it's not me.
lao_npc
Oct. 12th, 2007 03:31 am (UTC)
Filing reassignment papers as we speak. Seriously, Logan, you don't wanna know what I'll come up with.
det_mike_logan
Oct. 12th, 2007 03:36 am (UTC)
Bring it. I'll authorize "Pantless Fridays."
lao_npc
Oct. 12th, 2007 03:44 am (UTC)
First of all, you have no authority to authorize anything so get your ass back to your desk. And if you even THINK about it, I will authorize Paycheck-less Fridays.
det_mike_logan
Oct. 12th, 2007 03:44 am (UTC)
You know, that's the second time you've mentioned my ass. I'm starting to wonder if you're obsessed. Three times and we're dating.
lao_npc
Oct. 12th, 2007 03:50 am (UTC)
No, see when I hear the words 'Logan' and 'ass'--it's not sexual. It's, 'someone kill me now.' And I think -you're- the one with the problem, since that's the first thing that jumps to your mind. You're a sick man, Logan.
det_mike_logan
Oct. 12th, 2007 03:52 am (UTC)
That's why I take all those sick days. And here you thought I was just lazy.
lao_npc
Oct. 12th, 2007 03:55 am (UTC)
All this time you were a loon. Well I could have told you that.
det_mike_logan
Oct. 12th, 2007 03:58 am (UTC)
No, I'm alone. Come up and see me, big boy!

Then I'll file harrassment charges - golden parachute, here I come!
lao_npc
Oct. 12th, 2007 03:32 am (UTC)
Mike! I swear, I don't know what the NYPD is gonna do with you. And you will NOT corrupt the detectives of MCS, especially not with Green there. If I have to bring myself down to 1 PP, I will. I'm not kidding.
det_mike_logan
Oct. 12th, 2007 03:38 am (UTC)
Favoritism! I shot the snack-mosheen to Free Eddie!

Don't come down on me - what, are you an agent of The Man? You ARE, aren't you?

Wait, who's The Man? Am I The Man? Well, yes, technically I am.
lao_npc
Oct. 12th, 2007 03:53 am (UTC)
Yes, Mike, you and your nasty-ass ties (I swear--did you inherit some of those from Lennie?) are definitely "the man."
det_mike_logan
Oct. 12th, 2007 03:57 am (UTC)
You said it - I'm getting an official plaque made:
"Anita Van Buren says Mike Logan is The Man"

Bwahahahahaaa. Just call me "White Chocolate."
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