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State of Mike

1) Kid is a brat.
2) Wife is hormonal and porking up, blames me and my favorite parts for both.
3) I might be constipated.

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detalex_eames
Jun. 17th, 2009 10:50 pm (UTC)
1) Isabel? She's nothing but an angel. *smirk*

2) That's her God-given right as a woman. You should know that by now.

3) Thank you for sharing... eat more fibre.
det_mike_logan
Jun. 19th, 2009 04:04 am (UTC)
Do doughnuts have fiber?
nypd_millie_viz
Jun. 18th, 2009 08:55 pm (UTC)
Excuuuuuse me?
det_mike_logan
Jun. 19th, 2009 04:04 am (UTC)
You heard me - all that time in the bathroom and NOTHIN'.
detjohnmunch
Jun. 18th, 2009 08:56 pm (UTC)
*points and laughs*
det_mike_logan
Jun. 19th, 2009 04:05 am (UTC)
Oh, like you don't collect SAMPLES of your output.
csu_claire_fish
Jun. 19th, 2009 03:31 am (UTC)
Well, your "favorite parts" are to blame for number 2.
det_mike_logan
Jun. 19th, 2009 04:05 am (UTC)
Oh, are they?
csu_claire_fish
Jun. 19th, 2009 04:22 am (UTC)
Yes, I'm pretty sure they are.
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