det_mike_logan (det_mike_logan) wrote,
det_mike_logan
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I went through a mound of paperwork, because I am easily manipulated. I accept this. The LUDS came though, I think Stapler-boy and I are gonna be able to go question our girl.
Things were, in fact, looking not so bad.
Until some kind of frickin' poltergeist or something came through in the all-too-brief time I wasn't here and magically ectoplasmed my stuff to my desk. Well, either that, or some JERKOFF glued it down. I wonder which it could be....
Also, my lamp looks like a pixie pissed all over it.
I'm getting the fingerprinting kit. Someone will RUE the day. It's not that I'm a humorless dweeb. This sort of thing is quite funny - when I do it, that is.
I'm about to pull rank on a junior detective and swap desks. I'm lookin' at YOU, Stapler-boy.
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  • State of Mike

    1) Kid is a brat. 2) Wife is hormonal and porking up, blames me and my favorite parts for both. 3) I might be constipated.

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    ...My days off were horrible. My uncle volunteered to babysit so I could sleep in - I should have known. I don't know whether to kill him myself,…

  • A General Email

    Dear Co-Workers: As you know, I have a small child at home. This means that I have to eat the freaking carrots she left out for some non-existent…