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Wednesday Afternoon

Hey - Nick, Caro, or Kaye

I may have found something we can work with here in the colds...anyone want to try and amuse ourselves? Drop me a line.

::around 2pm:: Logan straggles up from the vault, COVERED in dust, and puts a stack of files on his desk. He looks mournfully at the coffee in the breakroom, and turns to the fridge, retreiving a bottle of apple juice. Back at his desk, he stares at it for a good five minutes before opening it up and taking a drink - which he promptly spits all over the floor in a horrified reaction. He runs for the restroom, and returns shortly, still trying to scrub his tongue with a paper towel. Spotting the bottle, he takes it between two fingers and, holding it at arm's length, walks it to a trash can far, far away from his desk::

Note to Millie:
We have a new item that is NOT to enter the home. That vile substance, which I hear some misguided fools actually feed to their children, is possible the nastiest substance I've ever ingested, and that includes the many times I've sunk to sucking out a bar rag. I think the ONLY other thing that's come close is still whispered about down at the Mars Bar, and to get nastier that THAT, you need to delve into Dutch porn.
No apple juice. Not ever. Nothing with it, nothing with apples PERIOD except for real apples, and those I plan to regard with great suspicion for a while.


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Mar. 8th, 2006 08:10 pm (UTC)
Um...I don't think that was apple juice...::cough:: urine sample ::cough::
Mar. 8th, 2006 08:19 pm (UTC)
We do not store urine in the breakroom fridge over here.
Mar. 8th, 2006 08:37 pm (UTC)
That you know of, anyway...
Mar. 8th, 2006 08:38 pm (UTC)
God, I hope not. Or I am locking that fridge.
Mar. 8th, 2006 08:47 pm (UTC)
you've got Logan, Goren AND Tramonti over there...who KNOWS what could be in that fridge...
Mar. 8th, 2006 08:42 pm (UTC)
It was apple juice. I thought I'd give it a try. NEVER again...
And it did taste an awful lot like a diabetic's urine sample.
Mar. 8th, 2006 08:45 pm (UTC)
Do I even want to know how you know what a diabetic's urine sample tastes like?
Mar. 8th, 2006 08:52 pm (UTC)
There's a REASON I don't go to the Mars Bar that often.
Mar. 8th, 2006 11:08 pm (UTC)
I'm up for a challenge. Gimme what you got.

Hah. Apple juice isn't that bad! Admittedly, it is really, really sweet, but usually okay. Did you check the expiration date? Who knows how long that thing's been in the breakroom fridge.

Now iced tea - that stuff is nasty. It's not even nasty, it's like... nas-tay. You have to use weird speech patterns to describe it, it's so horrible.
Mar. 9th, 2006 12:35 am (UTC)
I wouldn't mind lurking around for some clues. I need to get back to something routine anyway.

By the way, the portion of the floor just to the right of your desk is sticky. We should both avoid it.
Mar. 9th, 2006 08:09 am (UTC)
I've pulled a couple that look promising. I can pass some on. Or pull a bunch of your own, I'm more than willing to help out.

Closing the old ones feels good.
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