Oh, fine.
Lockdown mode it is.
1) Kid is a brat. 2) Wife is hormonal and porking up, blames me and my favorite parts for both. 3) I might be constipated.
...My days off were horrible. My uncle volunteered to babysit so I could sleep in - I should have known. I don't know whether to kill him myself,…
Dear Co-Workers: As you know, I have a small child at home. This means that I have to eat the freaking carrots she left out for some non-existent…
1) Kid is a brat. 2) Wife is hormonal and porking up, blames me and my favorite parts for both. 3) I might be constipated.
...My days off were horrible. My uncle volunteered to babysit so I could sleep in - I should have known. I don't know whether to kill him myself,…
Dear Co-Workers: As you know, I have a small child at home. This means that I have to eat the freaking carrots she left out for some non-existent…