Shit. There's a LOTTA pizza boxes around here. Where's all the pizza? LOOK at all these beer cans. Damn.
Also, I know I'm still a little woozy because my shorts disappeared when I was in the shower. I was lookin' for 'em, and Munch was still facedown on the floor, but he was laughing about "Underpants Gnomes." Maybe they have a cat, an' the cat took 'em. Cats can look like gnomes, right? I mean, gnomes are magic, so they can look like ANYTHING. I must still be kinda trashed - that almost made sense.
Who left the Disney DVD in? Weird. Looks like lick marks on the TV...
Man, I think cleaning this up would do him a world of good...therapy, that's right. Wow. This's gonna be some serious therapy.