det_mike_logan (det_mike_logan) wrote,

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Well, let's see -
Sick, depressed wife? Check.
Burning rage in pit of stomach at man whose presumption is only equaled by his forehead? Check.
Lingering sense of guilt about whole situation? Check.
Two friends in trouble, can't really talk to either? Check.
Partner annoyed, then ends up feeling sorry for me instead, while we ignore her problems? Check.

Wallace still out there? Check.
Tags: abbie, everyone, millie, pests

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