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Me? Give a Damn?

*Ahem*
This is a public service announcement
Leave me the feck alone.

Occasionally, a man has an epiphany. This is a sacred moment,and should be observed. I had one sparked by the pleasing blue glow of the all night liquor store.

"I might be gone for a while if you need me"
I am working from home. If Stapler-boy, Crawford or or someone needs me for *work* - you go ahead and call. I am contemplating the case. I do beleive we ought to ruin someone's Saturday morning. And screw anyone who thinks the plaid fingernails are funny. I like them. So you can feck off an' die.

Yeah, you just laugh. Go ahead. You can put that on my tombstone, yeh bastards. And NO, I'm FINE. I'm not about to do anthing stupid.


"I've been wading through all this unbelievable
junk and wondering if I should have given
the world to the monkeys"


Oh, and Caro - I am back. The trip? Not so good. The robo-wuss? Dead. As a feckin' doornail. Which is the stupidest expression ever. I am *drowning* his ass.

And fer any cocksucker who thinks I can't read?

Not Waving But Drowning

Nobody heard him, the dead man,
But still he lay moaning:
I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.

Poor chap, he always loved larking
And now he's dead
It must have been too cold for him his heart gave way,
They said.

Oh, no no no, it was too cold always
(Still the dead one lay moaning)
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.

- Stevie Smith



So there. Not that you unpoetic bastiches understand.
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