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Yet Another PSA

Since you all seem to be interested:
Nope, don't play with cuffs. I do not take work home with me.
If I'm getting tied up, I like to use white silk scarves. You only need two if you do the knots right, but eh, never hurts to keep spares around. I don't like to tie up other people; not really into that version of the games.
Plaid ties also work in a pinch.
I'll be more than happy to publish more exhaustive details as long as you continue to evince interest. Nobody has to speculate - I'll be happy to get QUITE descriptive.


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May. 20th, 2006 12:28 am (UTC)
Although I do think that perps would appreciate the added comfort of fur-lined cuffs, I never once thought you used them at work. On another note, I've heard plenty of your stories, but feel free to tell them again.
May. 20th, 2006 12:36 am (UTC)
Hey - I do not play that way. Any sort of handcuffs remind me of work, and I don't...uh, get into the job like that. Ick.

Now, on the OTHER hand, like I said, control games, those can be fun....
May. 20th, 2006 12:44 am (UTC)
*just laughs* Control games, huh? Who's got more--uh, never mind. Don't answer that question on the grounds I may not be able to look at either of you again for a week.
May. 20th, 2006 01:02 am (UTC)
Now, now.
The fact of it is, I haven't resorted to games in a while. On the other hand, previously? Twelve hours. You heard me.
May. 20th, 2006 01:08 am (UTC)
Twelve hours? I don't believe it. I need a witness!
May. 20th, 2006 01:16 am (UTC)
1) Jenny Stark.
2) Some chick named "Courtney" - used to be a performance artist down at the gallery next to the Mars Bar
3) Janine, the receptionist at the Merill Brothers branch on east 66th.
May. 20th, 2006 01:34 am (UTC)
All right, all right..you win.
May. 20th, 2006 04:34 am (UTC)
May. 20th, 2006 04:42 am (UTC)
Don't kill me.....
May. 20th, 2006 04:44 am (UTC)
I was drunk - really. And it was emotionally unfulling. And not really that good.

Please, please don't kill me.
May. 20th, 2006 04:48 am (UTC)

Maybe I should go on and on about past sexual exploits in a journal entry. Yes. That would be respectful of you and our relationship.

May. 20th, 2006 04:53 am (UTC)
No, I'm sure you wouldn't do that. I didn't think.
It was thoughtless and stupid, and yes, I was completly wrong - my point was, those aren't my cuffs.

Please, please don't kill me. Even though I deserve it.
May. 20th, 2006 05:32 am (UTC)

In a typical Mike way, he was trying to protect you by diverting from how the incident made you feel. Everybody knows Mike was a manwhore before he met you. It doesn't mean he's one anymore.
May. 20th, 2006 10:13 am (UTC)
Don't you know by now not to encourage him, Abbie?
May. 20th, 2006 09:42 am (UTC)

Nobody gives a damn about your sex life except your wife.
May. 20th, 2006 09:46 am (UTC)
Yeah, sure. Check the ladies room over there at Hogan Place - fourth stall, third floor - which *was* nicknamed "Logan Place" at one point - to see how disinterested the public is.
May. 20th, 2006 09:59 am (UTC)
Why, did you sneak in there yourself and write on the walls? That's vandalism you know...
May. 20th, 2006 10:01 am (UTC)
Oh, please. Check the handwriting. Not mine.
Also, you should be nicer to your assistants. When you tick them off, they like to play "get-even-on-the-bosses' desk"
May. 20th, 2006 10:08 am (UTC)
What the hell are you talking about, Logan? Nobody's 'getting even' on my desk.
May. 20th, 2006 10:11 am (UTC)
Past tense, McCoy. I'm a married man. I don't do such lewd juvenile things anymore.

Also, ever since I found out you also annoyed Rodgers and Briscoe, your desk has had...unpleasant associations for me.
May. 20th, 2006 10:17 am (UTC)
I only annoy people who have yet to discover I'm right about everything.
May. 20th, 2006 10:20 am (UTC)
Fair enough, Jack, it's your desk.
May. 20th, 2006 10:30 am (UTC)
Nobody's having sex on my desk, Logan...
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