det_mike_logan (det_mike_logan) wrote,
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To: Robert Goren
From: Mike Logan

Hey partner -

I lost a file I REALLY needed in my desk. It's REALLY important - critical even. Could you possibly find it for me?
I know it's a little disorganized - just re-file things as you go through them.
Thanks. I owe you three.
Your PARTNER,
Mike

P.S. Oh, and if that candy bar I left in the bottom drawer melted, can you get that mess outta there? Thanks, partner.

P.P.S. I may have a sandwich in there. Toss that out, unless you want it.
You're a good guy, partner.

N.B. Can you throw my coffee cups in the dishwasher as long as you're at it?
Wow. I'm glad you have my back, partner.

And no, I don't know what that sticky stuff is, but a little 409 should get it right up. The oily stuff is Japanese Pure Lotion, which you're gonna have to use the windex on. One of those bottles leaked, and if you could taste it and tell me which, that'd be great. If you want the peach flavor, help yourself - I'm allergic to that one. After all, what are partners for?
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