det_mike_logan (det_mike_logan) wrote,

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Public Service Annoucement Two

This is NOT an age thing. I did this when I was younger, but I did not have a dvr. Now I do.
Yes, I spent the whole damn day on my couch in my underwear watching Monk reruns. I put it to you that a) it is NOT the same damn thing as Matlock, so shut up. Matlock is for old people. b)I am using one of my remaining child-free Saturdays. I'm not allowed to drink, smoke, or alter my conciousness, but by damn, I can lie here, drink slurpees and *scratch* myself. And I'm GONNA.
Tags: couch, lazy, monk

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