Yes, I spent the whole damn day on my couch in my underwear watching Monk reruns. I put it to you that a) it is NOT the same damn thing as Matlock, so shut up. Matlock is for old people. b)I am using one of my remaining child-free Saturdays. I'm not allowed to drink, smoke, or alter my conciousness, but by damn, I can lie here, drink slurpees and *scratch* myself. And I'm GONNA.
Public Service Annoucement Two
Yes, I spent the whole damn day on my couch in my underwear watching Monk reruns. I put it to you that a) it is NOT the same damn thing as Matlock, so shut up. Matlock is for old people. b)I am using one of my remaining child-free Saturdays. I'm not allowed to drink, smoke, or alter my conciousness, but by damn, I can lie here, drink slurpees and *scratch* myself. And I'm GONNA.
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State of Mike
1) Kid is a brat. 2) Wife is hormonal and porking up, blames me and my favorite parts for both. 3) I might be constipated.
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...My days off were horrible. My uncle volunteered to babysit so I could sleep in - I should have known. I don't know whether to kill him myself,…
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A General Email
Dear Co-Workers: As you know, I have a small child at home. This means that I have to eat the freaking carrots she left out for some non-existent…
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