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Public Service Annoucement Two

This is NOT an age thing. I did this when I was younger, but I did not have a dvr. Now I do.
Yes, I spent the whole damn day on my couch in my underwear watching Monk reruns. I put it to you that a) it is NOT the same damn thing as Matlock, so shut up. Matlock is for old people. b)I am using one of my remaining child-free Saturdays. I'm not allowed to drink, smoke, or alter my conciousness, but by damn, I can lie here, drink slurpees and *scratch* myself. And I'm GONNA.



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Jun. 4th, 2006 10:46 am (UTC)
Um, It depends. If you wanna watch Monk and drink slurpees, sure. If you wanna look at me in my shorts, NO.
Also, if you're here, be prepared to get called a "cabron" when you itch. I dunno what she means, but it don't sound good.
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Jun. 4th, 2006 10:53 am (UTC)
Ok, then. If the idea of looking never crossed your mind, we are more than cool. Can you pick up more slurpees on your way over?
She *hit* me when I asked.
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Jun. 4th, 2006 10:59 am (UTC)
I have fritos and pork rinds. Anything else, feel free. We have a wide-variety of take-out menus, and there is no need to move from the couch, as there is a cordless phone.
My god, life is good.
Jun. 5th, 2006 07:33 am (UTC)
Sharona won't come back even if you watch candid film of her.
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