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First Things First

I'll be in late. Anniversary, doctor's appointment, recovering from the *experience* yesterday. You know, the usual things that make up a Monday.
If you need me, call me. Before you call me, check your definition of the word "need."
If you're all really good, I'll bring pictures! Are you excited? Yeah, well, at least they're not from my proctologist, which is the normal sort of innards pictures guys my age have hanging around. Any comparisons between that and my offspring will be met with the utmost hostility.