det_mike_logan (det_mike_logan) wrote,
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Social Stress

I think the key to enjoying yourself is to expect a complete and total disaster. Then, when nobody ends up in the hospital, or you're still friends at the end of the night, it's all okay. Since I dislike hanging out in small groups, preferring to cause trouble one-on-one or in large groups, it wasn't so bad.
Everyone else seemed tense. It was either my breath or the ambiance. Frankly, I blame the swanky joint, because very few people actually have *fun* there. You're under too much pressure - I mean, how can you live up to a $20 pretzel, for Pete's sake?
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