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Social Stress

I think the key to enjoying yourself is to expect a complete and total disaster. Then, when nobody ends up in the hospital, or you're still friends at the end of the night, it's all okay. Since I dislike hanging out in small groups, preferring to cause trouble one-on-one or in large groups, it wasn't so bad.
Everyone else seemed tense. It was either my breath or the ambiance. Frankly, I blame the swanky joint, because very few people actually have *fun* there. You're under too much pressure - I mean, how can you live up to a $20 pretzel, for Pete's sake?



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Jun. 12th, 2006 08:16 pm (UTC)
A *twenty* dollar pretzel??!!

What, I ask you, is this world coming to??!!

Do you know how many third world kids I could feed for twenty dollars? Hell, do you know how long I could feed *myself* for that money?

It's things like this that make me hate fancy restaurants. And the food industry as a whole. And, while I'm at it, society in general...

*continues rant to whoever happens to be around SVU*
Jun. 12th, 2006 08:18 pm (UTC)
Let's you and me and your expense account go back there....
Jun. 12th, 2006 08:19 pm (UTC)

I'm not stooping to their level.

Jun. 12th, 2006 08:21 pm (UTC)
Yeah, Cap. It's true. They've even got people in the bathroom to 'help'. *laughs*
Jun. 12th, 2006 08:24 pm (UTC)
Why in god's name do you need someone to help you URINATE????


Government agents.

I'm serious.

I can pee by myself, thank you very much.

And if you CAN'T, and it's NOT medically related, you have serious issues...

Jun. 12th, 2006 08:28 pm (UTC)
*inbetween laughter* They don't...actually.....help you....pee.

*finally gets herself under control* Why would government agents want to help people pee??
Jun. 12th, 2006 08:30 pm (UTC)

Take the samples and do tests.

Ungodly tests.

Clearly you've never been to the John Munch School of Conspiracy Theories...
Jun. 12th, 2006 08:31 pm (UTC)
But wouldn't that be kind of obvious? Here, let me help you pee in this cup. Tests? No, no tests...It's more sanitary this way, yes, that's it, more sanitary.
Jun. 12th, 2006 09:46 pm (UTC)
...or you could be really, really drunk. You know, that *happens*. You're wasted, you got your hands full, you meet a good looking (you hope) chick (you *really* hope) who's about as wasted as you...you think, hey, I have a good opening line right there....
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