I think the key to enjoying yourself is to expect a complete and total disaster. Then, when nobody ends up in the hospital, or you're still friends at the end of the night, it's all okay. Since I dislike hanging out in small groups, preferring to cause trouble one-on-one or in large groups, it wasn't so bad.
Everyone else seemed tense. It was either my breath or the ambiance. Frankly, I blame the swanky joint, because very few people actually have *fun* there. You're under too much pressure - I mean, how can you live up to a $20 pretzel, for Pete's sake?
Everyone else seemed tense. It was either my breath or the ambiance. Frankly, I blame the swanky joint, because very few people actually have *fun* there. You're under too much pressure - I mean, how can you live up to a $20 pretzel, for Pete's sake?
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What, I ask you, is this world coming to??!!
Do you know how many third world kids I could feed for twenty dollars? Hell, do you know how long I could feed *myself* for that money?
It's things like this that make me hate fancy restaurants. And the food industry as a whole. And, while I'm at it, society in general...
*continues rant to whoever happens to be around SVU*
Let's you and me and your expense account go back there....
I'm not stooping to their level.
*shudder*
Government agents.
I'm serious.
I can pee by myself, thank you very much.
And if you CAN'T, and it's NOT medically related, you have serious issues...
*shudder*
*finally gets herself under control* Why would government agents want to help people pee??
Take the samples and do tests.
Ungodly tests.
Clearly you've never been to the John Munch School of Conspiracy Theories...