det_mike_logan (det_mike_logan) wrote,

Signs, Everywhere

Ok, so I was a dick to Munch.
Hello? I am a dick! That's what I do! I dick around, dick off, and generally make a dick of myself. Hell, my JOB title is in the vernacular, DICK!

I am a dick for fun and profit, by nature and profession, by genes and by choice.

I am such a dick, I'm suprised my name isn't Richard.

So if you're not aware of this by now: ATTENTION - When you deal with Mike Logan, prepare to get a whole lot of DICK.


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