Hello? I am a dick! That's what I do! I dick around, dick off, and generally make a dick of myself. Hell, my JOB title is in the vernacular, DICK!
I am a dick for fun and profit, by nature and profession, by genes and by choice.
I am such a dick, I'm suprised my name isn't Richard.
So if you're not aware of this by now: ATTENTION - When you deal with Mike Logan, prepare to get a whole lot of DICK.