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I Wish Someone Would Have Warned Me

Last night, I got Chinese takeout - big surprise there, right? Well, I got home and found out they'd screwed up my order. Instead of Mongolian Beef, it was Hunan Chicken, which I hate. I call it "human chicken" since the taste is pretty close to what I think a hideous crossbreed of hillbilly and poultry would taste like.

Anyhow, I called, they were cool about it, said they'd deliver a new order, and I could just do whatever with the old one. I thought about feeding it to Bastard, but I thought there might be MSG in it - I make sure there's none in mine, but obviously, this was not my order.

He was acting really oddly, and when I went to put it away instead of giving it to him, I heard this growl. I turned around a little to late. He FLEW at my head. It was like kissing a blender. There was some flailing, there was some screaming, and the end result is, I now know that cats like chicken. A LOT.


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Feb. 8th, 2006 09:06 pm (UTC)
I *told* you that cats are evil.
Feb. 8th, 2006 09:21 pm (UTC)
When's the last time you kissed a blender, Logan?
Feb. 8th, 2006 09:39 pm (UTC)
I knew I liked that cat.

Have to remember to pick him up that cat toy I promised.
Feb. 9th, 2006 12:01 am (UTC)
Bastard? Is this your cat?
Feb. 9th, 2006 12:18 am (UTC)
Hey, Vlad, what're you up to Friday?
Feb. 9th, 2006 12:39 am (UTC)
Nothing, what's up?
Feb. 9th, 2006 02:32 am (UTC)
I need a wingman for a date...
Feb. 9th, 2006 02:53 am (UTC)
All right.
Feb. 9th, 2006 08:44 am (UTC)
Excellent! Also, if mine tries to stab me, you've got those daggers, right?
Feb. 9th, 2006 08:53 am (UTC)
Um... dude, I don't remember a cat...
Feb. 9th, 2006 10:14 am (UTC)
I got a cat to kill off the leprechauns.
It is a long story.
Feb. 9th, 2006 07:49 pm (UTC)
Um... yes. I've never been on a date in the U.S. so I'm lost
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