Anyhow, I called, they were cool about it, said they'd deliver a new order, and I could just do whatever with the old one. I thought about feeding it to Bastard, but I thought there might be MSG in it - I make sure there's none in mine, but obviously, this was not my order.
He was acting really oddly, and when I went to put it away instead of giving it to him, I heard this growl. I turned around a little to late. He FLEW at my head. It was like kissing a blender. There was some flailing, there was some screaming, and the end result is, I now know that cats like chicken. A LOT.