If all this wasn't bad enough, Millie goes and brings up Tony Profaci. Did I need to think about that now? Worse - he did what he did because he was short on money for his first kid. Busting him - which killed me, by the way - put me back on the road here, and made it so I was getting better money in the department, an irony which really isn't lost on me while I sit here with my daughter.
An Unexamined Life
If all this wasn't bad enough, Millie goes and brings up Tony Profaci. Did I need to think about that now? Worse - he did what he did because he was short on money for his first kid. Busting him - which killed me, by the way - put me back on the road here, and made it so I was getting better money in the department, an irony which really isn't lost on me while I sit here with my daughter.
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State of Mike
1) Kid is a brat. 2) Wife is hormonal and porking up, blames me and my favorite parts for both. 3) I might be constipated.
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...My days off were horrible. My uncle volunteered to babysit so I could sleep in - I should have known. I don't know whether to kill him myself,…
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A General Email
Dear Co-Workers: As you know, I have a small child at home. This means that I have to eat the freaking carrots she left out for some non-existent…
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