This year I've been busy!
In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In November I helped dr_emil_skoda hide a body (-173 points). Last month I pulled nypd_rey_curtis's hair (-5 points). In August I didn't flush (-1 points). In September I bought porn for e_donnelly (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-141 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Memo to: Everyone FROM: Mike Logan, MCS CO (stands for Cool One in this case) SUBJ: Alert Status Attention all: I've recieved information that…
Memo to: Everyone FROM: Mike Logan SUBJ: Taskforce Now that I can, I'm calling for a thinktank. It occurs to me that some of our detectives pull…
1) Kid is a brat. 2) Wife is hormonal and porking up, blames me and my favorite parts for both. 3) I might be constipated.