det_mike_logan (det_mike_logan) wrote,
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Holiday Party

See what happens when I leave?
I had the holiday party all handled!
Breakroom. Check.
Giant Twister Mat. Check.
Thongs. Check. (mistletoe printed in appropriate places)
Industrial Size Jugs of Strawberry Oil (I have *connections*) Check
BOOZE. Check.

Now, Eames can't play, she's pregnant, that's nasty, same with Casey, Millie can't because...Oh, GODDAMMIT.

FINE.


I'M KEEPING THE THONGS.
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