I had the holiday party all handled!
Giant Twister Mat. Check.
Thongs. Check. (mistletoe printed in appropriate places)
Industrial Size Jugs of Strawberry Oil (I have *connections*) Check
Now, Eames can't play, she's pregnant, that's nasty, same with Casey, Millie can't because...Oh, GODDAMMIT.
I'M KEEPING THE THONGS.