I dislike lawyers, uptown assholes, wallstreet assholes, lawyers, asshole lawyers, and assholes in general.
Why is this case so full of them?

Also: Anyone concerned about my mini-donut habit? I've been ratted out by the baby. She tried to eat my tie, and learned how to say "hot fresh doughnut" clearly enough to get me in deep crap. The vendors along our daily walk now have a flyer and a warning not to sell to me. Yeah, the joys of parenthood.