Mirror, Mirror, on the wall,
Who's the hottest cop of all?
(and who's perfectly ready to kick in a smartass mirror who has an answer he doesn't like?)
| Thee | Summer Day | Score | |
| Name | Mike Logan (87) | Friday 15th June (141) | 0 : 1 |
| Loveliness | Lovelier | Lovely | 1 : 1 |
| Temperature | 98.6° F | 58.37° F | 2 : 1 |
| Lease | 49 years | 1 141 750 000 000 years | 2 : 2 |
| Complexion | 3 : 2 | ||
| Buds of May | Shaken | Shaken | 3 : 2 |
| Eyes can see | 2 | N/A | 5 : 2 |
| Mike Logan is more lovely, and probably more temperate, than a summers day | |||
| Compare Me To A Summers Day | |||
