det_mike_logan (det_mike_logan) wrote,

Interim Chief of Ds

Memo to: Everyone
FROM: Mike Logan
SUBJ: Chief of Detectives: Fair Warning

As you may know, I am Don Cragen's favorite. Don't worry that I may abuse this - I WILL. First order of business? I'm shooting the snack machine. Stand clear, Ed.

It's a new world out there. Donuts and naps for all!

*sound of maniacal laughter*

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