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Memo to: Everyone
FROM: Mike Logan
SUBJ: Taskforce

Now that I can, I'm calling for a thinktank. It occurs to me that some of our detectives pull their weight...well, kind of literally, not naming any *Goren* names.

As of today, you're on call to figure out whether a high I.Q. makes you more delectable to zombies or whether your brain is all stringy. The flip side of this study is if you're on the Bobby, I mean, blobby side, whether cannibals find you disgusting or extra-delectable, like kobe beef or something.

The hard part is, they tell me I can't actually authorize you to feed anyone to anything, but I guess that's your problem.

That's it - get to work, and be careful out there, or don't. I'm not your mom.




( 9 comments — Leave a comment )
Oct. 11th, 2007 12:32 am (UTC)
I. Don't. Think so. Not while I live and breathe. I swear to God, I hear of any more of this, I'm sending SWAT down to MCS for your ass.
Oct. 11th, 2007 12:35 am (UTC)
Of course you are. Both you and the SWAT unit have always admired my ass. It still looks GREAT.
Oct. 11th, 2007 12:39 am (UTC)
I don't -want- your ass. I want to KICK your ass. You know, as your daughter's godfather, I feel it wise to spoil her. Hmm. I bet she likes sugar.
Oct. 11th, 2007 12:42 am (UTC)
You hyper up that baby, you babysit. Plus, you deal with her mother. You don't scare me.
Oct. 11th, 2007 12:47 am (UTC)
Isa loves me and so does Millie. I do not fear them. And since when are you the boss of me, Mike? You know...I think I sense foot patrol in your near future. I think there's a parade somewhere with your name on it.
Oct. 11th, 2007 12:50 am (UTC)
I think there's a picture of you after the 1995 St. Pat's parade if you do.
Blame yourself - you were the one who used to shake a comb at me and tell me you used to need one before you met me.
Oct. 11th, 2007 02:27 am (UTC)
I guess that puts you at the front of the line then for main course. So good of you to take one for the team and another donut.
Oct. 11th, 2007 04:26 am (UTC)
You left a donut uneaten, Chunky-Style? Holy shit, are you feeling okay?
Oct. 11th, 2007 01:10 pm (UTC)
I think it's entirely possible that you've lost your mind. Why don't you concentrate on finding it instead of doing... this.
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