det_mike_logan (det_mike_logan) wrote,
det_mike_logan
det_mike_logan

Memo Time

Memo to: Everyone
FROM: Mike Logan, MCS CO (stands for Cool One in this case)
SUBJ: Alert Status

Attention all:

I've recieved information that there's some new drug terminology out there that you need to be aware of. If you hear anyone referring to "tasting the rainbow," it's in conjunction with "skittles." I haven't got all the details, but the effects seem to include aggression, sarcasm, and a willingess to attack people larger than oneself.

We've had some unreliable accounts that someone resembling a leprechaun in size might be pushing these or hoarding them, depending on who you hear it from.

Sick stuff, people.

Logan, out.
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