FROM: Mike Logan, MCS CO (stands for Cool One in this case)
SUBJ: Alert Status
Attention all:
I've recieved information that there's some new drug terminology out there that you need to be aware of. If you hear anyone referring to "tasting the rainbow," it's in conjunction with "skittles." I haven't got all the details, but the effects seem to include aggression, sarcasm, and a willingess to attack people larger than oneself.
We've had some unreliable accounts that someone resembling a leprechaun in size might be pushing these or hoarding them, depending on who you hear it from.
Sick stuff, people.
Logan, out.
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Then I'll file harrassment charges - golden parachute, here I come!
Don't come down on me - what, are you an agent of The Man? You ARE, aren't you?
Wait, who's The Man? Am I The Man? Well, yes, technically I am.
"Anita Van Buren says Mike Logan is The Man"
Bwahahahahaaa. Just call me "White Chocolate."