det_mike_logan (det_mike_logan) wrote,


Do you know how hard it is to wrangle a toddler while dealing with man-flu?
This had better get me a break on Valentine's Day. I'm too sick to even go get that nice new blender I was planning on surprising Millie with.

That was a JOKE. A JOKE. I like my cojones where I keep them now, thanks, not stuffed somewhere else.

The kid is running me ragged, though, and she's in the picking up words phase. Think anyone'll believe she's trying to say "facts?"

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