det_mike_logan (det_mike_logan) wrote,
det_mike_logan
det_mike_logan

Just so all of you know, I have never been to Nebraska in my life.

Now, if this had taken place say, at the two-seven, and people were complaining about marks on desks....

Oh! That reminds me - hey, Millie, we should go check out the Christmas windows at Macy's. Heh, heh, heh.
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