My uncle volunteered to babysit so I could sleep in - I should have known. I don't know whether to kill him myself, let Millie do it, or hush it up so she doesn't find out, because if she kills him, it'll be loud.
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My uncle volunteered to babysit so I could sleep in - I should have known. I don't know whether to kill him myself, let Millie do it, or hush it up so she doesn't find out, because if she kills him, it'll be loud.
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State of Mike
1) Kid is a brat. 2) Wife is hormonal and porking up, blames me and my favorite parts for both. 3) I might be constipated.
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A General Email
Dear Co-Workers: As you know, I have a small child at home. This means that I have to eat the freaking carrots she left out for some non-existent…
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Just so all of you know, I have never been to Nebraska in my life. Now, if this had taken place say, at the two-seven, and people were complaining…
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